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Wanted Web Developer to Lay Fat Beats on Our New Shapes (Athens)

June 16, 2010

in Web Design Jobs,Web Developer

In a land before time… a girl — two girls — now more than ever… wait, wrong job listing.

Languages and Environments

HTML + CSS: Because Mama didn’t raise you to format with tables.

Javascript: “He’s been using Brand X.”

“The Standards” – LAMP or MAMP: If you don’t know, don’t ask.

Development Skills

OO: The CS Rorschach Test.

Simple Schema Design: Plans within Plans.

AJAX: Used for more than cleaning kitchens and cutting drugs.

MVC: No, it’s not a Modern Venetian Constable (experience with CakePHP would be valuable).

Powers… You Have Them!

If asked, should be able to design a fully-functional pizza ordering form, complete with backend.

If asked, should be able to propose a design for Tetris entirely in CSS, HTML, and Javascript (bonus points for real-time multiplayer Tetris that automatically orders a free pizza for the winner).

If asked, should be able to persuasively defend choice of operating systems, email clients, and online shopping destinations.

Applicants must provide a resume, links to example projects (school assignments accepted), and a brief explanation, in your own words, of the philosophical differences between jQuery and Prototype.

Athens preferred. Atlanta accepted.

jobs@kpsurplus.com

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